hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.